Lets ball and say fuck it til shit gets real

@hollowtones​

advanced monolithposting

guy: Bro she's a top but she looks like this

girl : Outta my way gay boy I'm about to evolve

girl 4hr into the future:

Ths one is advanced because U need to imagine it in your Head it did not really Happen

SimEarth - The Living Planet (SNES, 1992)
Monolith

STREETCLEANER // BRIDGEBURNER

Sperm Whale (Physeter macrocephalus)

I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of "people also watched" and "for you" into the results. That's not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.

"I despise your wretched little games" perfectly conveys how I feel about the entire algorithm/attention economy

They also refuse to actually show the parameters you searched for. If you sort by “upload date,” the first few videos might be more recent ones by upload date, but anything past that you’ll find a video that was uploaded five years ago, then five months ago, then three years ago, etc, which—NO! That’s NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR!! PUT THEM IN ORDER!!!

Also sometimes the “people also watched” bullcrap will not only be entirely unrelated, it will also be videos with violent, sometimes outright triggering thumbnails. I’ve gotten some AWFUL unrelated video thumbnails just when searching for video game music videos.

If you use Firefox this extension is god send :D

i lose my fucking mind every single time i see this

(art by @giganticbuddha who has not posted this on tumblr)

(I don't fully understand the mechanics that let me do this, but I fused Yoshitsune somehow.)